Desk

The root of hell in school.

Fuck this desk.

by Ballsinator69420swag May 27, 2015

Deske

That one person/object you devote your entire existence to.

OBI4AM TE DESKE

by rejina February 4, 2021

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

desk

something to have nongay sex with

Hey my Jewish friend want to have nongay sex on a desk

by Mr Lemonstine1 September 4, 2018

top floor desk

the top

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk

by supermanomri July 23, 2024

bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 19, 2024

Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.

Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀

by airconditioner22 June 4, 2024