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head constipation

The phenomenon of having so much information on one subject due to researching on it but being unable to draw it out into sensible written representation. Most commonly suffered during exams, thesis writing and such.
I can't quite get my paper written even though I have all the required information. I must be suffering from head constipation.
by Anushree Deshpande October 14, 2007
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constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.
STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.
by bikermandude August 11, 2010
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constantinipple

the town of constantinope, which is know istanbul, was run by pimps and was called constant-in-nipple.
Bob: Hey John, wanna go to constantinipple?

John:Fuck Yeah, we will see some nipples!
by constantinnipple December 26, 2010
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Wadsworth Constant

This is a theory by Reddit user Wadsworth stating that the first 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.

This is originally intended for videos, in particular YouTube videos, but the principle should work with many different types of content.

This is simply thought as "skipping the intro".
The first paragraph of this article is 206 characters long with spaces. Using the Wadsworth Constant and removing the first 30% (62 char.) of the text, we end up with the following:

st 30% of content is either irrelevant or not important. The remaining 70% should be perfectly able to provide with as much information as 100%.

If you were looking for a definition for the Wadsworth Constant, this sentence would have been enough for you to understand.
by SomeRedditor October 3, 2011
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Constantine

Multi-talented American performer of Greek descent. Famous for making it to sixth place of American Idol in 2005, then going on to become it's most famous and charismatic contestant. Singer, actor, musical theater performer. Is now well known by his first name only, and for his hair.
Everybody remembers Constantine, the long haired rocker performer who became famous after finishing sixth place in American Idol.
by Leahe May 8, 2006
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Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full
I am mentally constipated.
by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011
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Thought-Constipation

Usually found in schools, a disease that causes no thought to enter the mind what so ever, side effects include vacant stare, drooling, and lowered breath rate, commonly mistaken for boredom or daydreaming
Tom's got that vacant stare, that could only mean one thing, Thought-Constipation
by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009
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