colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Confangry

A State of Confusion and Anger

I'm starting to get Confangry

by StaticEDGE June 13, 2017

Conlard

A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women

Conlard is so strong

by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

conlard

A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women

Conlard is the best at one on ones

by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

Concannon

To take a 24+ point hit on your Fantasy Football team on a weekly basis.

Neil pulled a Concannon on his fantasy football again this week.

by NWfanfoot October 27, 2017

collane

Usually a attractive straight guy with an amazing personality but has anger issues. He is a very fun and awesome guy. A collane is strong, smart, brown eyes, dark hair, and average height but dont let his appearance fool you. He is a very great guy to be around. He dosnt always have the best taste in women and gets lead on by girls. But he always ends up finding the perfect woman for his-self.

Collane is so smart and handsome.

by TheCookieMonsterOfFood November 19, 2017

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018