ColBoz

A person who brushes their teeth, is somewhat stupid and deals with drugs, basically a bollocks with good teeth

Mostly used in a small part of estonia

He's such a fucking ColBoz man

by OxygenEnjoyer April 20, 2022

colby

colby is the most perfect boy i’ve ever seen in my life, his blonde bright hair and his soft tan skin he is literally so breathtaking . his name and just him gives me a good gut feeling that i want to keep forever and ever he is so beautiful. his eyes,nose,skin,hair,personality is just off the walls perfect. i just want him to know i’ll always love him no matter what.

me: colby is the most gorgeous boy ever.
friend: ew u like him?
me: fuck off.

by aubrieelovescolby June 14, 2022

colbyzackjensen

Colbyzackjensen is the sexiest nigga who
Has a fatter cock then cams stomach.

I am such a colbyzackjensen but Jonah isn’t

by Saponenes dick July 1, 2022

Colbert

To shit while sitting down so the shit squishes between your legs then wiggle around in it.

The mentally ill patient did a Colbert in his pants, but they don't know any better.

by pseudomonym August 1, 2022

Colasante Salutation

Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.

The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.

Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<

Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<

by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022

J'Colby

A man you'll love. A man that's tops handsome. A man that's very kind and gentle. A man that have a big heart. A man that treats his people right. A man you'll never want to lose. He'll give you everything he got. He's nice and adorable. Sexy when freaky. Get you a him. He's AMAZING.

J'Colby is a great guy!!!

by Melankion October 29, 2016

Chris colbert

Most humble guy to be around. Very intelligent and have the brightest smile. Bbc

Chris Colbert is very helpful.

by StephenCounty December 19, 2016