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Colboard 

A now extinct message board about Stephen Colbert that once was poppin the internetz like it was hot. In fact most topics were not about Colbert at all and instead about crazy, retarded, awesome, shit. Then it stagnated, cliqued, crashed and burned.

RIP Colboard
User254: 7/19 never forget!

User87: What the fuck are you talkin about?

User254: Well this thing happened on the Colboard and....

User87: .............

User254: sigh....nevermind....
Colboard by 9VRS2T August 14, 2009
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colozepam 

Slang term for prescription sedative Clonazepam which presumably arose from stoned mis-readings of the pill bottle.
"Sally, did you eat all the chips and knock over the laundry basket?"

"Hahaha, yeah probably, I took waaay to many colozepams....do you want to order pizza?"
colozepam by Park Il-sun January 11, 2009

josh colbourne 

Josh colbourne is a national known rapist, he often stole peoples shopping then proceeded to take it home, apply his soviet cap, fetches his brother then they both proceed to shit in they’re hands and slap each other across the face until they can’t see, they then spunk into the shopping while adding pints of vinegar into they’re arseholes and drop kick the local elders
You heard of that “josh colbourne” yes he got dean the other day, he never got his Sainsbury’s hall back

Cobozugana 

You are a cobozugana
Cobozugana by Evan Bacani December 21, 2008

Colborne 

To "Do a Colborne" has two very distinct definitions.

1. To talk extensively on a subject that you profess to have an in depth knowledge of, despite being wholly inaccurate and basing your argument on something that you once heard. Especially when; having being pulled up on your lack of examples or scientific basis for your argument, you continue to labour under the misconception that you are correct.

2. To consistently cause great annoyance by insisting that everyone be ready to leave at a certain time, only to be completely unprepared to leave on schedule yourself by at least 30 minutes.
1. Colbourne: "The human brain could be entirely be replaced with one from a chicken and you'd still be able to function..."

Dr. Clark "Utter cod Shit! I am a man of science and you are talking out of your arse"

Coulborne: "No. My brother told me about an indigenous tribe that do it"

2. Colbourne: "Right guys you've got to be ready to to go at 5 or we'll be seriously late so start sorting your shit out...."

(some extensive period of time later)

Tiller: "Hurry the fuck up Colborne! We we're supposed to leave an hour ago you useless twat!"
Colborne by youknowexactlywhoitwas November 11, 2010

Port Colborne

The Best Fucking City In The World!!!!!! Since It Is Part Of Canada And Has Only Aprox. 18k of people!!!
Kid1: i live inPort Colborne

kid2: OMG, really?

kid1: Hell yeah

kid2: Then.You're.Fucking.Awesome!!
Port Colborne by ILNB so much!! December 20, 2010