Corn on the cob

The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.

We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Cobbed

Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.

"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"

by OG Cranie December 30, 2019

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Cob Knob

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.

Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Sex on the cob

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.

Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.

by Beers Lite May 17, 2020

Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”

He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”

by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018

Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!

“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”

by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025