Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016

banjo child

Another version of the popular racist term 'cracker', describes a person and or persons with the intelligence of sloth and the increased tendency of fucking ones sister.

Jim is such a banjo child, his truck is always covered in mud and his sisters panties hang from the rear view mirror!

by Mickey Terf December 1, 2016

Julia Child Tribute

Showing your entire family how you can deep throat the boiled Turkey neck before granny incorporates it into her Thanksgiving gravy.

My cousin showed up for thanksgiving and did the Julia child tribute. Not even a gag or a watered eye. Took the whole thing. Guess I know who’s room I’ll be sneaking into.

by Dick Onchin November 20, 2020

Noice child

Congratulating your adopted child

Noice child You’ve worked really hard on that

by Brandon Marshall March 24, 2021

blight_child

Literally the funniest mutual I have.
AND she puts spoiler tags like that is some God tier stuff!
She's very well known in the TOH community and in proud to call her my mutual! 😎❤️

blight_child is a well known creator

by notaotter July 10, 2021

Dirty Child

when a child is submerged in shit then analed by a Indian Telstra worker

my brother did a dirty child

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

Birthing Madonna's children

Taking a huge dump/shit, after a huge meal. Usually happens after eating mexican food, or ridiculously large burgers. Causes environmental hazard by spread of stink fumes, that travel at fast speeds within a house. Effect can be reduced with the use of air fresheners.

Frank: Dude, the whole house stinks, and the toilet is clogged.
Guy: Yeah man! I ate too much last night, and so I was birthing Madonna's children all morning.

by B:ss February 14, 2010