The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
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I just love Roederer Champagne as it is a wonderful blend of Chardonnay, Meunier and Pinot Noir grapes grown in Champagne. There are many quality sparkling wines in the world, including Roederer Estate from California, yet Champagne only comes from Champagne, France. However, US consumers need to be careful as some US producers mislabel their wine Champagne eventhough it doesn't come from France. Examples of "false Champagnes" include Korbel, Tott's and André.
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While at a party.
Guy 1: “Look at her. How old you think she is?”
Guy 2: “’bout 15 or 16”
Guy 1 & 2: “Champagne!.”
The two gentlemen proceed to touch fists in a celebratory fashion.
History of the word:
During a party I noticed several really hot yet underage young ladies. As a joke I told my friend, "I like my women how i like my champagne...full of alcohol and aged for 15 years". It has now found its way into our vocabulary.
Guy 1: “Look at her. How old you think she is?”
Guy 2: “’bout 15 or 16”
Guy 1 & 2: “Champagne!.”
The two gentlemen proceed to touch fists in a celebratory fashion.
History of the word:
During a party I noticed several really hot yet underage young ladies. As a joke I told my friend, "I like my women how i like my champagne...full of alcohol and aged for 15 years". It has now found its way into our vocabulary.
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Get the champagne mug.1) The fluid excreted from the male's penis during elaculation.
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed
When that chick with the chrome lipstick gave me head, it only took 2 minutes until she was covered from head to toe in man champagne
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