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candlelight dinner

The mainstream's materialistic expression of what they call "love". People waste literally hundreds of dollars, if not thousands, on the food, the alcohol, and the special clothes (apparently, it's not cool enough to wear a t-shirt and some pants or a top and pants/skirt..People who take part in candlelight dinners must wear a suit or a dress). These are usually followed by sexual favors afterwards. To me, the whole thing is too much like prostitution. What else would you call sex for material objects, such as food?
Finally, you won't see me at one of those..ever.
Brandon and his whore were having a candlelight dinner, to be followed by a night of "romantic" pseudo-sex and calling each "snookums" in idiotic voices.
by marla x0 February 16, 2004
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melted candle

When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.
Man, I just left your mom's house. We made her into a melted candle!
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
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candle jack

Candle Jack, a supernatural villain who abducts anyone who says his name aloud. He is a character from the cult favorite cartoon show, "Freakazoid!".
"Candle who?"

"Candle Jack!"

*Candle Jack appeares and ties them up with rope.*
by Viral January 4, 2006
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yankee candle

Dude..Elton John is so yankee candle.
by Fry August 7, 2004
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candle

When a man sets a woman's hair on fire, then masturbates and ejaculates on her head to put it out. This term is also valid when a female who is capable of squirting lights a man's hair on fire.
Baby, let's light up a candle.
by matchbox79 October 18, 2010
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Candlebox Effect

The Candlebox effect is when an individual or group, usually in a theater or sports setting, gets up and starts dancing for no apparent reason. This phenomenon was witnessed during the alternative rock group, Candlebox, show at Celebrity Theater in Phoenix in 2014 , in which a lady was reported to have stood up and danced in her seat during the entire acoustic concert much to the dismay and amusement of other concert goers.
"Wow I never seen her be so crazy, total Candlebox effect at work"

"That Candlebox effect seems to be infectious in here"

"I will so have the Candlebox effect tonight at the Guns n' Roses concert tonight, They rule!"

"Cowboys stripping in the aisles? I do not appreciate this Candlebox effect!"
by Phoenixkidd February 20, 2014
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Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.
If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree
by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 13, 2011
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