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Beef Snorkel

When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.
While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.
by Ass Eater 10 July 1, 2008
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Beef Monster

A (usually male) individual who lifts weights and/or uses steroids (juice) to attain a grotesque, reddened, mesomorphic physical state, which they accentuate by wearing tiny tank-tops and grim, constipated expressions.

The natural habitat of the Beef Monster is a gym, where they can be seen powerlifting and basking in each other's sweaty auras while consuming protein shakes.

Beef Monsters are also sometimes seen walking on seaside boardwalks or strolling down beaches, displaying their vein-y, leathery exteriors. However, Beef Monsters rarely enter in the water, as their overdeveloped musculature renders them poor swimmers.

A Beef Monster is a more extreme version of a beefcake, the difference being that while a beefcake can be found attractive by straight women (and gay men) who prefer muscle-y males, Beef Monsters have long since passed the point of reasonable buffness and are now demonstrably horrifying in their over-muscled appearance.

Beef Monsters are objects of disgust to everyone except other Beef Monsters, with whom they share a mutual non-sexual attraction due to their reciprocal monstrosity.

Beef Monsters should not be confused with competitive bodybuilders who, while unattractive/disturbing to many, have substantially less bodyfat, and a much less social attitude towards exercise, due to the rigors of competition.
"The weight area at my gym is full of Beef Monsters!"

"You never see just one Beef Monster, they seem to travel in twos or threes."

Girl A: "...and this guy was really cut?"

Girl B: "No, he was way beyond "cut." He was all red and inflated, really abnormal. A total Beef Monster."

Girl A: "I am disgusted."
by OldBay March 13, 2009
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Beef Chomps

A very Large but thick labia, drapery of the odd sort resulting in beef dangles. Beef dangles also mean when standing the Chomps Will be lowered by a significant amount hopefully not passed her knees.
Shit i look like squid man when shes on my face! those must be those beef chomps!
by teflond123 August 14, 2010
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Beef-flapped

Angie was passed out so Liz beef-flapped her.
by mc1212 March 5, 2012
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beef chongle

NOT a sexual move where the balls are rubbed with beef
instagram user @beefchomgle has no affiliation with the definition of 'beef chongle' written on January 24, 2017
by admin bear October 8, 2020
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jet beef

Damn, that is so jet beef, dude.
by Shaydizzle August 4, 2006
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National beef day

August 3rd, the day in which you start beef with anyone friends,family,strangers,dogs,etc just start saying shit to each other
“Hey man fuck you

“Wtf what was that for?”
“Today’s national beef day
by Jwill724 August 3, 2018
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