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Kernel Bumping

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.
How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.
by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009
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bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!
by D0c February 23, 2006
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Let it bump

To turn the bass up.
by Hi-Hat November 15, 2010
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fist bump

An alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. The white person's term for dap. Preferred by germophobiacs such as Howie Mandel. According to Fox News, a terrorist action.
Fox News anchor E. D. Hill: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?"

Kevin: "Nice shot, man! Fist bump!"
by thesivart July 5, 2008
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Junk Bump

When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.
We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!
by Naughty lil French Maid July 8, 2009
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Bump and Dump

The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.

Abv. BaD or B&D
Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.
by TheMasta333 April 14, 2009
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butt bump

Verb.
To bump something with your butt.
I had to butt bump the door to get in since it was sealed
by 169 July 5, 2008
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