Brandon

A midget dwarf wannabe who likes to run in fields of freshly mowed Grass to tickle his balls. Hobbies may include sucking the David's dick, stealing socks and base jumping off of street curbs.

Brandon, have you seen my socks?
Brandon: my precioussss *jerks off*

by Sniv-leaf September 21, 2014

Brandon

The strongest person alive, he will knock you out first punch.

Guys be careful brandon is coming to fight us.

by jsjajfknsmcmdmwmsnncd February 5, 2017

Brandon

Will talk when ever he gets. very much can get weird but fun to be around.

brandon can get very awesome to be around

by DaRealThick December 7, 2018

Brandon

Someone who deletes messages

You're such a Brandon

by kayyyylala October 18, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.

Brandon doesn't know the difference between fortnite and Roblox.

by broken.brandon October 25, 2018

Brandon

A person who is from the rancho

"SI señor yo soy del rancho!"~Brandon

by RainyRoma November 3, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a loving, caring, and nice person. A Brandon normally has a Afro, a weird smile, and is light skin. But don’t let that fool you because Brandon is the most sexy/cute boy you will ever meet.

He’s so cute he must be a Brandon.

by Brandon Thompson November 10, 2018