bloat nut

the equivalent of a butt monkey, aka magnetic bloat nut, magical bloat nut, musical bloat nut... etc

Chris is a red hairy bloat nut.

by Adam Miller August 31, 2005

bleep blop

v. to text
n. (bleep blopper) cell phone with texting capabilities

I have to bleep blop Joe to coordinate a meeting time.

*text message sound* Hey, can you pass my bleep blopper over here?

by 666lbSquid November 28, 2010

bloitus

'Bloitus' describes a particularly fine and enjoyable meal (particularly chicken dishes). The term has been in use since circa 1992, but is of very obscure etymology.

First diner: "How's your chicken chasseur, Marcus?"
Second diner: "Mmmm . . . . bloitus!"

by The Fox of Bedford County July 4, 2009

Blop

(See Blumpkin) Basically receiving a blow job whilst deficating on the toilet.

The transvestite I offered a ride home to gave me a Blop in exchange for my services.

by Joe Swaboda December 20, 2005

blop

Big Large Oversized Penis

my blop's in the way today

by Phrozen October 4, 2008

bloater

(n) a fat white woman who votes for a canditate; usually for no other reason than they find that candidate attractive.

A combination of the two words "bloat" and "voter".

In all actuality, it was not the blacks or the Latinos who put Obama into Office -- it was the stupid bloaters.

"Bloaters?"

You know ... the fat, lazy, ugly, ignorant, never-held- a-job women who just sit at home and watch TV all day.

"Oh, I know the type. The ones that fantasize about Obama F-ing them, because no one else will."

You got it.

by mike87111 November 11, 2013

blop

A word I made up a few moments ago, then discovered it means a blow poop job. LIES

Special Agent Sunshine says:
have you heard any additional information other then he was trying to book a table at 1
I'd take pleasure in gutting you boy says:
blop

by daniel January 29, 2005