god bless america

The most retarded phrase ever spoken...

redneck/hick/republican/KKK fan: "God bless America Lets go Kill some Gays,Blacks and Jews!
someone who actually thinks straight: ok why is it that you seem to think that god would actually want you to kill Gays Blacks and Jews infact why would you think that god would want you to kill anyone.

by Zach Goldman December 25, 2007

Bless

To send, to another person, a picture related to sexual content; such as: A nude or Booty Pic

"Bro, Sara blessed me last night"- Man 1
"I am about to bless his Snapchat"- Female1

by LORDofARCHMONT June 14, 2016

Blessee

A new term used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.

Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?

Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.

Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.

by Jez86 May 12, 2016

The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

by Throblowe June 24, 2016

Blessed

When someone is on the spectrum (Autistic).

Timmy: Yo why Derrick don’t walk backwards?

Nick: Man you know Derrick blessed he can’t help it. Bless his heart..

by GaugeHasHash August 30, 2019

Blesus

Refers to the lesser known black Jesus or NegroChrist. He was just like Jesus only funkier, had an afro, and smoked weed.

And so it was that God gave his funk to this world so that we may get down, get down...in Blesus' name we pray. Ya man.

by Mike the G December 23, 2005

Blessturbate

To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.

The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.

by theLondonlook February 21, 2015