6 definitions by Jez86

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

Dan: My brother Steven came out of the closet last night. He's part of the Rainbow People now.

Dan: Hey John, please go buy us some drinks and by the way don't forget to also buy some Original Sin for steve.

John: Why? Won't he drink Heineken like the rest of us?

Dan: No, he's a cider-sipper.

Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?

Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.

Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.

Khayi: I'm so in love with my new man. He took me on a cruise, gives me money for clothes and groceries, and he finally agreed to buy me a new car. He's such a blesser.

Jez: No, Khanyi, he's not a blesser. You're just a gold digger.

Trevor: Damn Stacey's ride is so nice, looks expensive too. She must be very successful.

Steve: Nah she's not successful, she doesn't even work. She's indickpendent, her rich boyfriend buys her everything she wants.