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Benjamin Garcia

Fat. Just so so so so so so fat. like super huge mega colossal fat.
by Benjamin Garcia 209 April 16, 2020
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benjamino57

a phrase used to mean “i shag dilfs on tuesday afternoons😏”
im excited to benjamino57 next week😏
by benjamino57 January 27, 2021
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benjani

Nuckle dragging silverback that plays for English Premier League club Portsmouth. Has red eyes and the whitest teeth ever seen on a human. This is an illusion caused by the contrast with his skin which is blacker than a jews heart. He also has an affinity for scoring that is always overshadowed by the gayest celebration ever to "grace" a football pitch. He points to every person in the crowd that he would like to orally please(not many women there yet the pointing continues).
Benjani should lay off the crack so he can stop missing penalties! That kyke twat really gets on my tits!
by Uncle acht acht December 25, 2007
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Benjamin

A unfunny werido that lies to other people and say it's just a joke
Benjamin can be rude he will be nice

To other people. You don't know his other effectside
He will say unfunny jokes and lie
by Bad boy jake August 16, 2020
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Benjamin

His name is Benjamin, but he likes the name Ben. He likes really cool bands (Breathe Carolina, BOTDF, We Came As Romans, Adept, SILVERSTEIN) and tbh he's just a nerd with cool hair. He totally knows what MMPORG is, he's quite shy. He has brown hair that's swishyyyy :D he also owns clothing that you will want to steal e.g. Drop Dead. He hates chav's. He tends to leave clothes at the bottom of Lolcano's in Vietnam but hey he's crazy like that.
Person 1: I really need a Benjamin he has such cool taste
Person 2: I know I love his Drop Dead stufff
by BENJAMINISSOCOOL October 21, 2010
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Benjamin

An amazing guy. He has nice hair, which is different everyday. He plays the drums, and is fucking amazing at it if you ask me. He is friends with everyone, and is an awesome person to be around. He makes the best jokes and will listen to you when you're sad. He has the best blue eyes that you could stare into for hours. He loves his video games, but that's the cutest part. He's a keeper.
"Hey Maddie, who do you like?"

"Well, he has amazing blue eyes and a great sense of humour, his hair is freaking awesome, and did I mention he played the drums? He's so smart-"

"It's Benjamin, isn't it?"

"Yep."
by MyHeartsAStereo June 19, 2013
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Benjamin-Buttoning

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.
Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."
by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011
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