Beach Body

A body that's pretty much perfect. Perfect enough to show off in swimming trunks or a bikini

"Daaang that girl got a good beach body!"

by TheQuirkyUnicorn September 27, 2017

Julian Arthur Beach

1. A popular fictional character from the TV show "The Cover" that was forever immortalized in many Asians' minds when he illegitimately fathered a child named Chasen, who later became incredibly powerful. Thus, Julian Arthur Beach and his son Chasen were the sex appeal of the show.
2. (verb) To illegitimately father a powerful, famous, sexy person.

1. Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Asian Boy: I want to be Julian Arthur Beach, so my offspring will be powerful!
2. Dude, my girlfriend is preggers. I think I'll do the right thing and Julian Arthur Beach that devil-child.

by Haoling June 18, 2008

establish a beachhead

military term now used to describe the act of positioning oneself and one's crew at the front of the bar to ensure primo cocktail service and quality lay of the land.

Paul and Carl agreed to get to the bar early to establish a beachhead.

by sally in the car February 27, 2010

beached whale syndrome

When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.

Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.

Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome

by Little Boots May 26, 2009

beach bob

Trash player, originally considered a "noob".
Only use this word if the trashiest player on your team tells you what to do.

Fred: Lets go to the Capture Point.
John: Don't tell me what to do, beach bob.

by LilAutism May 17, 2018

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

Beach Whistle

A plastic tampon applicator, all too often found in raw sewage, washing up on shorelines and beaches

bro, don't go for a walk along the Halifax shoreline, it's stinkin with whitefish and beach whistles

by bogwone August 25, 2008