Brunched

The act of getting booted from a group/party for being a toolbag.

VaLoR v3: Hey, Squinty Damien is being a chud. Should he get brunched?
Bogtits6: I agree wholeheartedly with your decision. No one with a tuna can shaped dick should be allowed to play Modern Warfare 2.

by Scot Isafag December 3, 2009

junk-bunch

a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men's/unisex sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has "junk" (a.k.a. a penis)

Girl #1: Woah! Is there something you're not telling us...? What's up with your crotch?

Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.

Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.

by rugamutz December 11, 2010

bunchcroodle

dirty, stinky, often wrinkly saggy-puss

I stuck my dick in her bunchcroodle and it smelled for four days.

by rupert November 7, 2003

Donkey Bunch

The execution of the donkey punch on a subordinate while in the office. Extra points are given for successful execution during business hours.

I felt really stressed so Sara and I went into the conference room where I delivered a much needed Donkey Bunch.

by The_Bunch_Meister November 4, 2011

balls in a bunch

to get upset over a percieved slight

boy- that dude in the elevator really got his balls in a bunch when you cut the cheese

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Blunch

Blue punch. No defined recipe, but usually includes things along the lines of UV Blue, Capt. Morgan Blue Hurricane, Blue Hawaiian punch, Blue Kool-Aid, etc. Mixed together and served preferably chilled.

Dude, that blunch had me puking blue last night.

by HowYouDoinnn December 11, 2009

Brunch

Often wrongly identified as a simply mixture of breakfast and lunch without any regard to time of day, brunch actually refers to the time of food consumption. Brunch begins after breakfast but prior to lunch. Specifically, it begins no sooner than 10am and no later than 12pm.

It's 10:45am... The perfect time for brunch!

by John John Doe Doe May 5, 2015