junk bunch

when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.

Laxer Bro #1: Brah, you were touching your crotch all practice today. What's up with that?

Laxer Bro #2: Dude I know, fuckin junk bunch.

Laxer #1: Fuckin hate that shit man.

by schneeblyn March 17, 2009

junk-bunch

a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men's/unisex sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has "junk" (a.k.a. a penis)

Girl #1: Woah! Is there something you're not telling us...? What's up with your crotch?

Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.

Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.

by rugamutz December 11, 2010

junkpunch

To punch someone in the nuts. This is in contrast to roshambo-ing which refers to kicking someone in the nuts.

If you keep it up, you're going to get a junkpunch!

by Biggiehaines November 16, 2006

junkpunch

to punch someone in the vagina or penis.

they must deserve it.

I got so mad at that hoe i wanted to give her a junkpunch.

"oww my balls hurt!"
"why?"
"tori just gave me a junkpunch!"

by Tori Tampon December 17, 2008

JunkPunch

The act of punching someone, male, in the balls.

*after junkpunch*

Guy: "Why?!"

Girl: "You know why!"

by Ohbabyy. November 14, 2009

junkmuncher

an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.

If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.

by Funktified August 22, 2006