watermelon basher

The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.

"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"

by popillol January 8, 2014

santa banter

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Dead banter

When some one has no humour or thinks that they provide banter when really it is shit.

Matt - your da sells Avon

Thomas - yeah well your ma sells Avon

Lewis - dead banter that

by Tommy.Shelby August 26, 2018

Mask Baiter

Someone who wears a face mask and looks attractive with the mask on, but once they take it off, they look less attractive

“Brittney is such a mask baiter”

by Ben43 January 19, 2022

It’s just banter innit

This basically means ‘I’m just joking, don’t take it seriously’ or ‘it’s just for laughs, I wasn’t serious’.
When you joke about something and someone gets offended, use this phrase 😌💅🏽

You: ayo fam you looking clapped in that outfit

Your mate: allow it fam, I spent a lot of p’s on this

You: bruv it’s just banter innit

by Eglah September 13, 2020

baser

A person who free bases cocaine.

George is a baser, i saw him smoking coc behind the dumpster.

by suemoe June 23, 2005

Rhys Barter

the lord of beanies who was cast out of Brummieland and into Wales.

now there's a beanie Rhys Barter would be proud of!

by Walter February 3, 2005