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Jane: I'm using Windows Vista on my computer. I miss when operating systems used to actually be good and have nice design, everything is so boring now.
Karl: Hey guys look at Jane, she's once again waybacking again.
Karl: Hey guys look at Jane, she's once again waybacking again.
by KFACKS March 18, 2025
Get the Waybacking mug.Da assurance-of-quality claim dat comes wif those tiny curved-top wooden pegs dat you hit golf balls off from.
Da Schlazinger 1/7 balls dat Goldfinger infamously played during his "double-fixed" match wif James Bond may indeed have been 30-day-money-back-level quality, but no such warrantee existed on whether Goldfinger himself would always perform "top-quality" plays!
by QuacksO January 29, 2026
Get the warrantee mug.Refers to a "top quality and flavor, or your money back" statement dat's included wif every box of Tetley Original/Classic Blend, British Blend, or Orange Pekoe.
If da infamously-tarrifed aristocrat-brew products shipped to Boston by da British East India Company had come wif a "refund if not satisfactory" pledge from said distributor's suppliers, would said warrantea have covered said comestibles if they hadn't even been prepared and served yet, but had instead merely been dumped into da harbor untasted??
by QuacksO January 29, 2026
Get the warrantea mug.Etymology: Combining the Malay/Singlish Wayang (theatrical performance; a facade) + the Greek-derived suffix -chology (the study of).
The analytical study and strategic practice of performative productivity in the Singaporean workplace. It refers to the psychological drive to appear hyper-diligent ("on-the-ball") to superiors and colleagues, often prioritizing the visibility of work over the actual output of work.
The analytical study and strategic practice of performative productivity in the Singaporean workplace. It refers to the psychological drive to appear hyper-diligent ("on-the-ball") to superiors and colleagues, often prioritizing the visibility of work over the actual output of work.
1. "Eh, don't be fooled by his 10 PM emails lah. That's just Wayangchology at its finest; he scheduled them all this morning."
2. "I spent my whole Monday practicing Wayangchology by walking around the office with a stack of papers so the manager thinks I'm busy."
2. "I spent my whole Monday practicing Wayangchology by walking around the office with a stack of papers so the manager thinks I'm busy."
by jb_c_b March 12, 2026
Get the Wayangchology mug.Etymology: A portmanteau of Wayang (performative acting) and Psychologists.
1. Self-appointed workplace "experts" who believe their ability to spot performative behavior (wayang) gives them the authority to diagnose colleagues with actual clinical psychiatric disorders.
2. Office workers, students or gossiping housewives/husbands who suffer from "Canteen Diagnosis Syndrome," weaponizing psychological terminology to label anyone they dislike or anyone they perceive as being "on-the-ball."
1. Self-appointed workplace "experts" who believe their ability to spot performative behavior (wayang) gives them the authority to diagnose colleagues with actual clinical psychiatric disorders.
2. Office workers, students or gossiping housewives/husbands who suffer from "Canteen Diagnosis Syndrome," weaponizing psychological terminology to label anyone they dislike or anyone they perceive as being "on-the-ball."
1. "Ignore Janice. She’s one of those Wayangchologists; she watched two TikToks on 'dark empathy' and now she thinks the intern is a clinical psychopath just because he didn't say hi to her."
2. "The pantry is full of Wayangchologists today, all busy 'diagnosing' the boss instead of doing their actual jobs."
2. "The pantry is full of Wayangchologists today, all busy 'diagnosing' the boss instead of doing their actual jobs."
by jb_c_b March 12, 2026
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