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Waylaid

Could be used as a replacement for "yeah same" or "true".
Matt: "Yo Lindsay Lohan really let herself go......."
Joe: "Haha i know. Waylaid."

Or

Beth:"Omg i studied for that test all night and i STILL failed."
Nicole:"Waylaid."
by Rowland polanski February 24, 2013
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WayLaid

Among other definitions, getting Waylaid describes the last minute sexual event that causes you to be late.

On your WAY out the door, your partner approaches you sexually and you get LAID.
BOSS: "Steve why are you 3 minutes late? what's your excuse this time?"

STEVE: "Sorry Boss, my girlfriend waylaid me this morning. Can't turn that down!"

BOSS: "Quickie sex with your super hot girlfriend should not be as high a priority in your life as running my shit errands and kissing my ass. You're Fired"
by FantinoBoy June 12, 2010
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Waylaid

Had great sex.
Dude sorry I am late for breakfast, but I got waylaid last night.
by cbreader October 17, 2008
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Waylaid

"She got waylaid last night just so she could take maternity leave in a few months."
by retrotron November 28, 2009
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Wayland Retards (WR)

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.
Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed
by CoachSchnitKunt May 19, 2018
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Jace Wayland

Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.

* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.
1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.

2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass
by likerawr January 25, 2011
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Wayland

A boring town 16 miles west of Boston known for its "semi-rural character" and for the fact that they never cancel school when it snows...ever. Now more exciting than ever, it boasts a Dunkin' Donuts, two good pizza joints and a Starbucks. Woohoo.
Wayland is so boring, it makes Natick look like Las Vegas.
by MikeLikesIt August 17, 2006
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