to the muhfuggin woods

slang for "lets do some fuckin drugs"

"yo ronnie lets go to the muhfuggin woods mayne"

by thehero_ofkvatch August 2, 2009

Chappin' Wood

This is a phrase used to desribe one who is ''pwning nubs'' with ease, as well as doin' work.

Nub #1: Oh shit it is Chizzy Chaaaz?
Nub #2: So what?
Nub #1:He looks like he is gonna start chappin' wood.
Nub #2: Are you serious?
Nub #1: Yeah, we're fucked.

by Jewbaccaspride November 2, 2010

class wood

similar to morning wood, when a male gets a random boner in class and sometimes has to stand up

"dude! i got class wood in 3rd period and the teacher made me stand up and everyone laughed at me!"

by cathatyptic January 21, 2008

dump on wood

The act of defecating on a tree or similar piece of wood. Used as an insult.

Alex can go dump on wood if he thinks I'm gonna pay him back for that hooker he bought me.

by Alex Dumpance January 28, 2009

Mourning Wood

When you're afraid of getting sexually aroused for a short period of time after one of your close relatives passed away because you think they're watching over you from heaven.

Guy: Dude, I saw some wicked porn last night, but ever since gammy passed away, I've had sever Mourning Wood..
Dude: You mean like when you wake up?
Guy: No... Look it up on urban dictionary dumbass

by Acronomicon March 18, 2014

Morning Wood

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.

Morning wood

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

Tiger Woods

An alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, consisting of half sweet tea and half lemonade Four Loko. As Palmer was the best golfer of his time, Tiger Woods is the best of this time, adding plenty of poor life choices.

WARNING: May result in golf clubs in your Cadillac windshield

That Tiger Woods last night made me go on TV this morning to apologize for what I did

by Paco Gutierrez November 5, 2010