A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.
by Ekul132 April 28, 2019
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by anon5562 July 26, 2019
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The act of indulging in a range of Class A drugs whilst trying to socialise, communicate and mingle with a range of characters in a civilised fashion- and failing miserably. Said act usually would be found taking place around many of the bars around the Finnieston area of Glasgow's westend
The cunt was as high as kite, he was proper Jonathan'd!
The cunt was chewing wasps, he was in full-on Jonathan mode!
The cunt was chewing wasps, he was in full-on Jonathan mode!
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by ILUV ACE FAM July 10, 2019
Get the JonathanSaurasRex mug.Jonathan's are wonderful people. They are usually tall and slender. They are really good at football and are good people. Sometimes they break their bones but they heal fast because they are troopers. They can be in a school band too. They are very adorable and attractive also. They tend to have a medium deep voice. If you are friends with a Jonathan then you are a lucky person
Random person: wow is that Jonathan?
Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.
Another random person: yeah he is just so cute!! He broke his hand today. But he will be ok.
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