snatch custard

an absolutely disgusting phrase for vaginal discharge.

i don't think i'm capable of publicly using the phrase snatch custard, it's too disgusting.

by fat brewer January 24, 2010

pigeon snatch

A really really really sloppy vagina.

She has a pigeon snatch, don't go down dude.

by Mikey Mc January 27, 2007

gargoyle snatch

1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.

See also: busted ravioli

I went down on a girl who had a "gargoyle snatch", so I came right back up.

by Emiliaporfavor & Meg says relax. April 3, 2008

doll snatch

Terminology used in chris Morris' Nathan Barley s1e2. used in place of babe, darling, hun, sweetheart and so on.

See you tomorrow doll snatch.

by ox_iq July 28, 2006

West Nile snatch

In reference to any diseased-ridden vaginus; by definition, any female genitalia harboring a minimum of 4 STD's; in certain contexts can be used in reference to a female mosquito.

Boner: "Son, it is very important that you always wear a condom when you are fornicating with one of your concubines."

Son: "Don't worry Dad. I'm just intercoursing with the harlot who lives down the street. She's on birth control!"

Boner: "Oh no son. You should at least triple wrap before planting your tree in that West Nile snatch."

by Jared Saltalamacchia February 16, 2008

snatch attack

Dying to perform oral sex on a female!!

During our hotel stay, Charlie had SUCH a SNATCH ATTACK!!

by Jilina October 17, 2005

snatch snack

To perform oral sex on a female quickly, as for a snack not a full meal.

Rod was dying for a snatch snack this past weekend.

by Jilina October 20, 2005