Boner: "Son, it is very important that you always wear a condom when you are fornicating with one of your concubines."

Son: "Don't worry Dad. I'm just intercoursing with the harlot who lives down the street. She's on birth control!"

Boner: "Oh no son. You should at least triple wrap before planting your tree in that West Nile snatch."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak