sponke 

Australian immigrant group's alliterative misspelling of spank. Will be used as widely as cofefe . Refer to current major 2017 Australian debate on same sex marriage ahead of a planned plebiscite (or vote). Especially by those arguing the "No" case by using irrelevant and unrelated topics such as voting "Yes" will approve beastiality, paedophilia & poligamy, & having school children role play being sexual in some way. In this particular misuse: masturbation.

Voting for same sex marriage in Australia will result in your children learning how to "sponke" the monkey.

sponke by Dougal of Oz September 5, 2017

spoonky 

Spoonky is a word made-up for saying in a strange way that something is crazy or unique or weird. It was probably first used by Austin Emerson and Audrey Bauer, in a Wattpad book titled "Call It Love". It's a good book, you should check it out.

"Life works in spoonky ways, indeed."

spoonky by babetown January 13, 2019

spooky dookie 

A poop taken in the month of October

tomorrow is halloween, anyways let me get back to my spooky dookie.

spooky dookie by fxjc,hcjckycvhv October 29, 2020

skanky spanky 

when you go around spanking random peoples (who you think look skanky) asses

i gave such a good skanky spanky to this realy hot granny last saterday

skanky spanky by vajoob February 17, 2010

wanky spanky 

The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.

Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?

wanky spanky by Dick Smalls May 15, 2010

Spanky 

The sex.

pull it off like Mike Jones
and we're like who?
Spanky is the sex man Spanky is the sex

Spanky by callmehyoclairebear November 24, 2010

Spooky 

An unwanted Erection so called because of the ghost like figure created in your pants (like someone standing under a bed sheet) during generally non arousing circumstances. Usually caused by the vibrations of a moving vehicle.

Simon: Yo Tim the plane I was on had just landed and I had a massive Spooky.
Tim: Ah shit. What did you do?
Simon: I naturally tucked it under my belt. But can you imagine my embarrassment when I stood up to reach for my overhead baggage and my t-shirt rose up!
Tim: Haha!

Spooky by Soya Bean May 19, 2010