splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.

Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?

by Rid3r August 13, 2012

Slutterism

The act of slutting around regardless of gender.

If a lock that opens to any key is the same as a key that can unlock any lock then it's the same amount of Slutterism, isn't it?

by Rhiannaers February 11, 2014

Splatterday

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".

Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?

by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015

slutter butter

a promiscuous girl who spreads her self all over like butter

dam that bitch is a serious slutter butter who molly yea she was just with some other guy last night.

by gizmorpheus May 9, 2015

Slutterish

The act of speaking in a slutty manor.

Goddamn Mrs. Jones! Stop talking so slutterish!

by BKBChampion October 11, 2016

Splatternug

When you cum every where somewhere you don't want to

I splatternug in my classroom in 3rd period

by NerdAlertAround October 24, 2016

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016