Sebastian Qwimby

While stark naked adorn a top hat and monocle, produce a profound erection, military high step toward your partner, slap them in the face with your meat torpedo and thus saying "indubitably" to disengage the sexual maneuver. It would be a most gentlemanly.

Byron "By jove alexander! i believe when i had excited the tobacconist.....i seen Lord Ferguson giving Mary Shaw the ole "Sebastian Qwimby"!!
Alexander: "Right....indeed yes. Jolly good show. Chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
Byron "Indeed Alexander....truly was i moved....to half chub"

by Flimzorp June 9, 2017

Sebastian’s Law

The act of only flirting with girls that are in a relationship

‘Bro she has a boyfriend’
‘Who cares, I only live by Sebastian’s Law’

by TheRealMVP69 June 9, 2018

Sebastian Cimetta

grey bibbers with android twennywan

Guy 1: lol i had some breakfast for dinner
Guy 2: wow thats very sebastian cimetta
Guy 1: what fuk

by cut_low_laa June 15, 2018

Sebastian Taylor

A fucken wanker who jerks off his neighbours dog so he can drink the semen to impregnate himself. He loves to fondle with the penises of 6 year olds and have sexy time with the toddlers at preschool. He is also a registered sex offender and is not allowed within 50km of any school. He pleasures himself every night by using his little brother fist to stimulate is G spot. The then hand feeds his semen to his black slave that he keeps in his basement and uses him for sex.

PLEASE PUBLISH THIS xx :)

"Dont be a Sebastian Taylor"

by Holocaust Hursty October 17, 2018

Sebastian Andre

Sebastian Andre is a boy who likes to fight. When he begins things, he does not always complete them. He is also a person you never want to meet on the street. He is bad and rude to children but is very kind to adults. He is very rich and a big mamaboy. He hates food and wants to be home and play fortnite. If you get to know him he can be kind.

Sebastian Andre is a boy.

by RioTheBird November 12, 2018

sebastian todd

Sebastian Todd is the definition of cute

Like a soft lil bunny aka babyboy

"Omg that dog is such a Sebastian Todd"

by Tesy💜 November 21, 2018

Sebastian Flores

Sebastian Flores is a Mexican with no papers, his penis is longer than the average arm,he is always high and is very strong and attractive he is known for fucking people’s moms and will be found mostly at most people’s moms houses

What the fuck is that Sebastian Flores and my mom sleeping together

by Sebastiansaysfacts December 15, 2018