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scooter

"hey scooter get your punk ass off the couch"
by addicted_2_gummibears April 25, 2005
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cooter scooter

A term used to describe the lilbuddy
It comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your penis and ride it all over the place like a scooter.
that slut rode my cooter scooter all over the place last night.
by venge April 15, 2003
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scootle

A Skittle ingested by a woman's cooter.
I betcha if you put a skittle on her cooter it'll get sucked right in.
yeah man I don't think I'd taste that rainbow scootle.
by jdizzle_at_uri_ December 12, 2007
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scrotee

When a man shaves all of his pubes, but leaves his balls hairy.
I was afraid of nicking my sack when I shaved off my pubes, so I decided to go with the scrotee look.
by stewyrich December 23, 2009
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Wet Scooter

A slang term for a male and/or female person who everyone picks on and loves to be rode on. This person can also sometimes be referred to as "Mo" or "Big Mo"
Maureen is truly one big wet scooter
by jmac4791 December 27, 2007
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Scooter Ankle

by Oofyboi March 22, 2019
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Scooter Trash

Term for a chav/skally who turn 16 (sometimes) and steal a "ped". Always a 50cc 5 year old moped with stupid looking silver stripes and a pathetic looking/sounding "racing exhaust" (yes because people race moped all the time huh?). Not to be confused with real motorcycle LEARNERS who will progress on to bigger and better bikes, these piss poor wannabes will soon be trading in their "pimpin wheels" for a used metro to pose around in.

Commonly seen with 2/3 chavs to one moped running from the police, safety equipment worn usually involves a t-shirt and the usual tracky bottoms for the boys, same for the girls but think jackets with furry collers add style points.

Very occasionally a 50cc field bike can be used instead, but these have less room under the seat for white lightning and so are frowned upon by most in the scooter trash alternative.

Scooter trash like to travel in groups when possible, forming a scene like that of the Adidas advert with the famous footballers riding around on Lambretta's at 20 mph. They can be found regularly posing on their "ped" in town centres, surrounded by a large group of lesser skallies who have not yet found a ped to steal.
"Ning Ning Niiiiiiiiiing"

Biker one: "Is there a fly around here somewhere?"

Biker two: "Naw just scooter trash comin up the road"
by GSXRocker750 February 16, 2005
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