Ripped'er Scale

A scale used to measure the power of a fart.

That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.

by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009

The 5-5-5 Scale

Commonly used scale to rate women based on their three most important components, tits, face, and ass. A scale of 1-5 is used to judge each part of woman. A 15 would be a really hot girl with great tits and firm ass. A 0 would be, you know.

- Damn, that girl is bangin'.

- Man, she's a 15 on The 5-5-5 Scale.

by j5l5 September 23, 2012

The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 25, 2015

10 point relationship scale

1: Holding hands
2: Hugging
3: Cuddling
4: Kiss on the cheek
5: Kiss on the lips
6: Making out
7: Touching your partners body (boobs, butt, penis, etc.)
8: 7 but with clothes off
9: Oral sex
10: Sexual intercourse

Guy 1: Hey, how far did you and your girlfriend get on the 10 point relationship scale?

Guy 2: On the 10 point relationship scale we got to a 6! :D

by gratata69 February 20, 2017

The Anderson Maturity Scale

A scale from 1-20 to rank the maturity of a person. 1 being the least mature and 20 being the most mature.

Tom was a 1 on the Anderson Maturity Scale

by The Anderson Scale October 24, 2017

Major Thumb Scale

A rating scale created and used by the internet personality Major "Major" Duncan from the YouTube channel Friends Without Benefits.

The Major Thumb Scale works by holding up to two thumbs "up", "in the middle", or "down".

The scale ranges from "two thumbs down" to "two thumbs up", with "two thumbs down" being the lowest rating, and "two thumbs up" being the highest rating.

The Major Thumb Scale Ratings (least to greatest): "two thumbs down", "one thumb down", "two thumbs in the middle", "one thumb in the middle", "one thumb up", "two thumbs up".

"On the Major Thumb Scale, I rate it one thumb in the middle"

by SewerDweller13 July 24, 2019

F.I.T. Scale

A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.

The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.

Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?

Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round.

by DC Gray September 20, 2008