Lazy Susan

A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.

Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.

She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.

by The Speechcrafter September 24, 2012

brown eyed susan

When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.

Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!

by toic June 20, 2009

fuck me in the ass and call me susan

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

susanville

the runner up to the most ghetto town ever

ROGER: which is better? 2pac or 50 cent?
TOM: 50 cent of course he be from compton, 2pac be a susanville child

by cum{}dumpster December 13, 2010

Susan

Susan is a woman who really likes dogs and other women. She probably wears orange a lot, and won’t hesitate to throat-punch you if you irritate her. Oddly enough, she is liked by almost everyone.

Oh my god, look; that woman just throat-punched a small child! She’s such a Susan.

by Hawkclaw August 1, 2019

The Susan Boyle Effect

When something terrible surprises you when it turns out to be mediocre, thereby juxtaposing the aforementioned terrible something making it appear brilliant.

Susan Boyle is a fugly man-woman. Her singing voice, however, is very average. Because she is so damn ugly, this surprised everyone into thinking her singing voice was angelic. It isn't.

Steve: The Wizard of Oz was a great film...

James: No it isn't. It just appears that way because it was made in a period when all other films were in black and white.

Steve: Aah, the Susan Boyle Effect!

by Acoustic JB October 9, 2009

Susanne

This woman is an extremist. Control freak. Clean freak. Makes mountains out of mole hills. rarely answers your calls.. Would do anything for her children. Refuses to cut the cord. Tends to cuss ALOT. Loves coffee and cigarettes. Complains of her mother's actions, yet is blinded by her own actions that sometimesss..reflect her mother's.. her laughs can cause seizures to one's ears..yet is hilarious sometimes.. judgemental and refuses to be judged. Means well. Loves hard. Allregic to things yet loves those things.. No man can handle her needs because she won't settle for anything less than expected. Amazing. Beautiful singer.. always finds a way. DONT mess with her things, friends, or family... dont knock on her door and stand there.. she aint coming to the door and Hiding behind the Blinds for a reason.. sometimes always misunderstood... strong.. independent..Fierce.. will not leave the house if not made up and showered.. Anyone who has a Susanne in their life cant let her go because you love her and she loves you no matter what.

Who wants all the kids at their house? " definitely not my house, they will touch my shit" says Susanne "Twos the max" added Susanne

"Susanne does not drive when its windy".

"Susanne missed your call... Susanne purposely watched as she missed your call.

Mess with her kids.. Susanne will fuck you up.

by UglyBeautifulTruth December 21, 2016