stonerginity 

An unspecified posession, said to be had by those who have never indulged in illicit experiences, specifically: cannabis
When one is said to posess their s., you can be reasonably sure that they have never partaken in smoking, weed, pot, ganja, certain types of shrooms
and/or baked goods.
This earliest usage of this word can be traced to Berkeley, CA where, legend has it, it was coined by an extremely large Russian man. Etymologically speaking, it derives from two germanicly based words stoned (as well as its variant, stoner) and virginity (see also: cherry).

Chrissy was too big a pansy to consider sacrificing her stonerginity to Messieurs K and T in a drug-induced, frenetic, orgy-esque smokeout.

stonerginity by Mr. Salty May 5, 2005

Stoner Chair

The couch or comfortable seat that many smokers sit on when baked. Many good memories are from this chair and it grows in sentimental value but always seems to smell like shit!

Dude, Tod was in his room gettin high all day on his stoner chair.

Stoner Chair by High Asian October 4, 2008

stoner 

A stoner must never be steroetyped into the category of druggy and pothead.

I would define a stoner as someone who is rarely completely sobre of marijuana. always happy and always willing to help people in many ways. we are deeply philosophical people, always trying to understand and interpret the world we live in, and being high broadens our minds and enables us to gain full respect of the beauty of our world. yeah we may spend a large amount of our money of skunk but i would rather be financially challenged but happy, than have the ability to buy pointless material items and be an empty soul-less person. I have a huge pride in being a a stoner because i know that when i am discriminated against, that i am better than that person. The thing i enjoy most about being a stoner is being with my friends. im not necessarily a stoner just for the weed, thats ridiculous, im a stoner because it has brought me friends that i consider to be family. the weed is a bonus that helps us to bond better. we will sit in a field at night for hours, under a tree, with candles and guitars, just talking about the world, trying to figure out the meanings of life and other random shit like that. being a stoner brings so many interesting things upon you. such as the infamous stoner adventures, when you get the munchies and the nearest shop is an hours walk, we just get on with it and make the trek. life is full of challenges however big or small that need to be faced without fuss. because in the end, getting shitty to someone about having to walk miles to get food, isnt going to solve the problem, so just get on with it.

god damn im too damn high to be wrtiting this, but onwards....

this world is full of stereotype and dicrimination. almost all the abuse we receive comes from lowlife scum who think they are cleaner and somehow better than us, even though they consume literal poisons like alcohol and tobacco. cannabis is proven as a virtually harmles substance, with zero chance of fatality from overdose and no longterm symptoms. it has even been medically proven to remove fatty buildup from arteries around the body.

so if you happen to see someone you think is a stoner, dont think, "look theres a dirty stoner, watch your wallet..." just think, hes probably keeping himself to himself and try to get into his mindset and appreciate the world through his eyes.

when im sitting in a stoner circle, strumming away, maybe setting up a bong bowl, rolling a blunt, or simply grinding up some bud for my buddy sitting next to me rizla in hand, i like to think to myself,,, im sitting here in a circle around a 3 foot bong, not able to see a metre in front of my face for the hotbox effect, with empty chocolate wrappers everywhere, and everyone is smiling, everyone is talking and enjoying themselves.

this is why i am proud to be what i am.

a stoner.

the dialogue of a recent stoner circle:

Stoner 1: dude who has the blunt ?
Stoner 2: whoaaa, i think im having a paradox
Stoner 3: whats a paradox bro ?
Stoner 1: i just read it off the side of that duude's bike helmet....

All Stoners: LOL.

Stoner 4: i just ';';#[ (incomprihensible)

...

...

Stoner 1: safe.

stoner by Darklanky February 24, 2008

Stoner Nazi 

A pot smoker who has little interest in politics except when the topic of legalization comes up. They then become highly animated and rant about why it should be legalized. Their body language and speech patterns become reminiscent of Hitler giving rally speeches.

Don't get Dave started on legalization, he'll turn stoner nazi on you.

Stoner Nazi by Deadmanstalking August 27, 2008

stoner gay 

homosexual male who smokes pot. he is usually more into the cult of marijuana than going to the gym or the latest club. he would rather buy some kickass weed than a new gucci shirt. they tend to get along very well with surfers and skateboarders.

There are lots of stoner gays in Austin, Portland and Amsterdam.

stoner gay by ParisGuy November 4, 2007

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones 

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves

Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones by katie was here November 19, 2007

Stoner Logic 

Whenever someone makes a completely stupid comment but thinks that their comment makes alot of sense

Pam: I was walking my dog when a deer ran into me, I thought it would move out of the way and not hit me

Phil: Let's blow up this can of WD-40 and set it on fire

That's fucking Stoner Logic for ya.

Stoner Logic by Tha_Woodmeister January 6, 2009