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stonerginity 

An unspecified posession, said to be had by those who have never indulged in illicit experiences, specifically: cannabis
When one is said to posess their s., you can be reasonably sure that they have never partaken in smoking, weed, pot, ganja, certain types of shrooms
and/or baked goods.
This earliest usage of this word can be traced to Berkeley, CA where, legend has it, it was coined by an extremely large Russian man. Etymologically speaking, it derives from two germanicly based words stoned (as well as its variant, stoner) and virginity (see also: cherry).
Chrissy was too big a pansy to consider sacrificing her stonerginity to Messieurs K and T in a drug-induced, frenetic, orgy-esque smokeout.
stonerginity by Mr. Salty May 5, 2005
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stonerginity 

Chrissy did not lose her stonerginity that fateful Saturday, despit K & M's insistence and readily available paraphernalia. bboooooo
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stonerginity 

Chrissy will lose her stonerginity on Saturday'\
stonerginity by k May 13, 2005

soberginity 

Equivalent to virginity, but you lose your soberginity the first time you get drunk.
Jim lost his soberginity at a party the night before I left for college.

Soberginity 

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.
Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!
Soberginity by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008