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stonerginity 

An unspecified posession, said to be had by those who have never indulged in illicit experiences, specifically: cannabis
When one is said to posess their s., you can be reasonably sure that they have never partaken in smoking, weed, pot, ganja, certain types of shrooms
and/or baked goods.
This earliest usage of this word can be traced to Berkeley, CA where, legend has it, it was coined by an extremely large Russian man. Etymologically speaking, it derives from two germanicly based words stoned (as well as its variant, stoner) and virginity (see also: cherry).
Chrissy was too big a pansy to consider sacrificing her stonerginity to Messieurs K and T in a drug-induced, frenetic, orgy-esque smokeout.
stonerginity by Mr. Salty May 5, 2005
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stonerginity 

The condition of having never consumed the reefer
Chrissy did not lose her stonerginity that fateful Saturday, despit K & M's insistence and readily available paraphernalia. bboooooo
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stonerginity 

The condition of never having consumed marijuana.
Chrissy will lose her stonerginity on Saturday]'\
stonerginity by k May 13, 2005

soberginity 

Equivalent to virginity, but you lose your soberginity the first time you get drunk.
Jim lost his soberginity at a party the night before I left for college.

Soberginity 

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.
Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!
Soberginity by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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