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Virginia Squires

A team that competed in the American Basketball Association. The Squires played home games in Norfolk, Hampton, Richmond, and also a few in Roanoke in their first few years. Hall of Fame players Julius Erving (also known as Dr. J) and George Gervin (also known as the Iceman) played for the Virginia Squires.

The Squires' best seasons were in 1970-1971, when they won the Eastern Division with a 55-29 record and defeated the New York Nets in the Eastern Division Semifinals before losing the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 2 to the Kentucky Colonels, and 1971-1972, when they finished second in the Eastern Division to the Kentucky Colonels, defeated The Floridians in the Eastern Division Semifinals and then lost the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 3 to the New York Nets.

When the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976, the Squires, along with other teams like the Kentucky Colonels and Spirits of St. Louis, did not continue in the NBA, even though the Denver Nuggets, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets and Indiana Pacers did.

The Virginia Squires were a great basketball team to watch in the 1970s, especially when they had future Hall of Famers Dr. J and the Iceman on the court.
Virginia Squires by PMax March 9, 2008
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square root of sweet fuck all 

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

Sqr/square 

A square is a debit card
This term is mostly used by drug dealers and scammers
If someone asks for ur sqr never give it to them they are most likely trying to scam u.
Someone: yo u got a sqr I could make u some major cash

Ed: nah man sorry I don’t go one

Sqr/square

Square Enix 

A massive parasitic composite organism that survives by eating money offered to it by lesser organisms. In order to obtain its food, the Square Enix excretes an addictive product known as "Final Fantasy" from specialized polyps. Lesser organisms swarm over the Final Fantasies, at which point the Square Enix extracts their money. However, the Square Enix sweats plot holes, which it often smears onto the Final Fantasies. This ensures that the Square Enix's hopelessly addicted prey will keep returning in the empty hope that the Square Enix will produce a sequel that fills these plot holes. While the Square Enix does indeed produce sequels in addition to Final Fantasies, the sequels are frequently just a plot hole ridden as the main products.
Billy spent $40.00 on Final Fantasy VII. However, Final Fantasy X was filled with plot holes, so Billy purchased the sequels in hopes of having his many questions answered. However, the sequels were even more confusing - Billy had unwittingly fallen prey to the insatiable Square Enix parasite.
Square Enix by Aeris Dies January 24, 2009

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Opposite of groovy. Unlike a round, long-playing vinyl record which has one playable groove on each side, a square record would not track a tone arm and cannot be played. There is no music and no soul in a square record. Something or something square just isn't with it, and lacks fun and liveliness.
Man, you don't dig this music? You are like really square.
square by urbanzson July 24, 2009

a squared plus b squared equals c squared 

Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).
Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!