schwaisted Sloth

A name referring to an individual who is completely inebriated and cannot function at a normal speed.
Also a mascot to the university of E&E

He had like 12 shots in 30 minutes... I've never seen such a schwaisted sloth in my life!

by slother111 December 15, 2009

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jungle sloth

An over-righteous, pretenticous know-it-all chubby chaser with an addiction to making people feel dumber than it is.

that person in our class is such a "jungle sloth"

by sloth hunter101 April 6, 2011

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The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.

Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.

by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016

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party sloth

Similar to a party animal but with less trippin' and more kippin'

"That guy's asleep at a party, what a party pooper"
"It's fine, he's a party sloth"
"Well, thank god for that"

by sleep_a_lot December 17, 2016

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The Sloth

Sexual position in which one holds onto their partner aloof, swinging like a sloth from a tree, with full penis insertion.

Let's do The Sloth

by kingflippynips420 June 25, 2017

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IM Sloth

Instant Message Sloth - The term for a person who takes WAY TOO LONG to type a reply to an instant message, text message, or Facebook PM, and when they complete the reply it is a short answer or single sentence.

"Janet is an IM Sloth. I asked her a simple question via instant message and her typing indicator showed she was answering for 15 minute. When she finally replied her answer was 'YES'"

by Nategator July 14, 2017

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