reese witherspoon

A famous actress that is apparently stalked by some and vigorously hated by others.

Wow, urbandictionary.com contributers sure are opinionated, aren't they? Some of these definitions creep me out, no one should know THAT much about a celebrity (reese witherspoon).

by JPJiggly January 3, 2008

Reeses Pieces

The practice of placing one’s penis in another person’s anus then slowly pulling out, resulting in the accumulation of feces just under and around the tip of the penis. After which the previously analed person eats around the edges of the penis, emulating the normal technique for eating a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

Molly: My boyfriend and I are looking for a threesome tonight. You DTF?

Kirill: Hell yeah...I would def share that nut with you!

Molly: Great! Tonight Im finally gonna try munchin on his Reese's bits...got any advice?

Kirill: There's no wrong way to eat a Reeses Pieces!

by 82Central March 17, 2011

O'riely researchers

A crack team of interns hired by Bill O'Riely to pull facts out of his ass

"Bill O'riely found out that evelotion was a lie based on his O'riely researchers."

by cole clippard January 8, 2007

Reeses Penis

When you’re girl covers your dick in chocolate and peanut butter then sucks it off

Yo my chick gave me a Reeses Penis last night

by ImTrashAtFortnite March 19, 2018

Researcher

Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.

Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.

by stepbrotherofgoogle April 14, 2020

Reeses

Much like an Oreo means a "white Black guy" (black on the outside, white on the inside), a Reeses is a person who is black on the outside, yet brown on the inside. In most cases the brown is Hispanic, though it can be other races where the people are primarily brown.
These "Reeses" are very rare, there are many more White Chocolate Reeses seen around.

That negro can hop fences in a second and loves shanking people, and while both Blacks and Hispanics do that, he also speaks fluent Spanish, which proves that he is a true Reeses

by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005

reesed

the equivalent to "owned" or when someone insults someone else it can be used in such ways...

El Negro: You is a big fat whore
*chinease guy crys*
Black Person:OHHHHHH, you got reesed mo-fucka

Charlie:I want a popsicle
Talom:I'm Jewish though
Shenaynay: OHHH damn, you got reesed fag

by sanks October 15, 2005