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Recession Proof

when something or somebody is hot, amazing, untouchable; (namely by the recession). Even when things are bad (like the economy), this thing or person are still great.
Dag girl! That dress is recession proof!
by RecessionProofChick January 21, 2011
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Recession Sex

Recession sex is when you are so strapped for cash, that you resort to buying generic KY Jelly for lubrication!
That recession sex lube has no staying power! What gives!
by ScottyG254 September 20, 2011
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Deceptionomics

The study of the nature, grammatics, presentational parameters, and metrics of purposely deceptive online headlines, graphics, and other engineered messages intended principally to mislead the viewer into clicking online links that benefit the deceptor financially, politically, or socially.
The deceptionomics of that website doesn't allow it to permit an iota of truth to emerge.

Deceptionomically, it wouldn't make sense for the candidate to concede the truth of even a part of the allegations.
by Azusakimball September 14, 2018
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Redemption

When girls named Rachel bail on you and your friends to go camping with bae instead of eating mikes chicken
Rachel will get redemption for next weeks chicken party
by The Chicken Commish September 20, 2020
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redemption center

A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
by QuacksO June 8, 2021
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Recession

A recession is whatever definition democrats choose it to be in order to fill their own narratives.
That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet
by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022
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bankogenic recession

A bankogenic recession is a recession caused by bankers being reckless and making mistakes.

The phrase was first coined by London Mayor Boris Johnson in an interview with The Times newspaper (UK) on 6th December 2008.
In The Times inteview Boris Johnson said. “I’m a friend of the bankers but do not forget this is a bankogenic recession. It wasn’t produced by some oil shock, it was produced by a crisis in the financial services industry.”
by Caiptean August 29, 2009
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