Pencil Sharpner 

When a man puts his penis inside a vagina hardly and goes around

Oh look simon and sarah are having pencil sharpner

Pencil Sharpner by Ash2547 June 9, 2016

pencil museum 

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

pencil museum by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

pencil smashing 

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

pencil smashing by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

pencil topping 

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

pencil topping by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

pencil wedje 

when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.

"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"

pencil wedje by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

Pencil God 

Someone who has a non existent sex life other than there hand or fingers but is good in school :)

Jaidyn is a Pencil God.

Pencil God by ThePencilGod June 28, 2018

pencil case 

a place to hold pencils and other shit

f1 lemme use your pencil case to hold my shit

pencil case by ffffffffffu August 21, 2018