microsoft shover

a female computer geek that loves orgasms
damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
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"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"
by q-ballpopopopo June 01, 2018
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pencil wedje

when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.
"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"
by q-ballpopopopo June 01, 2018
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