2 definition by q-ballpopopopo

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a female computer geek that loves orgasms
damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"
by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

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when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.
"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"
by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

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