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Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.
I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!
by DayToDay July 10, 2011
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Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.
A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?
by Towchain July 24, 2008
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who pooted

who pooted is a saying when a flaming stank comes out your arse
diego i heard owen poot... who pooted
by w.e.s 3d April 1, 2018
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Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage
Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.
by VR6BDF March 14, 2019
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Posterize

To sexuallydestroy” someone in bed with some sweet mighty force.
What did you guys do last night? Dude I completely posterized her last night.
by Megafart55 February 11, 2020
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Shit poster

Someone who takes to some normie ass social site like facebook and shares shit like africa by toto ALL THE TIME. People who generally have weak meme games.
person 1: Sam Palmer is such a shitposter
person 2: Someone should tell him the shitposting needs to stop
Sam P: Im not a shit poster (lies)
by slavdancer February 1, 2018
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pooted

The state of being trashed beyond anything you can imagine. You are in another world, where everything and every place has become a sandbox in which you wish to play. You will not remember names.. faces... or anything for that matter.; A blacked out state in which you do not plan to function in what society may consider normal, or even inebriated. You do as you please without conscience, morals, or anything coherent for that matter.
I am so pooted right now, please get a camera and watch me make love to this cactus; Dude is that your sister? I'm so pooted I'm going to pick her up from middle school tomorrow and she is going to have my kid in 9 months.; Robbie was so pooted last night he made out with your girlfriend, twice, and then those twins from puerto rico.
by TheOnlyErik October 27, 2007
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