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Poof

The name of the greatest lawyer in the Chicago land area. When he is not in court you are able to find him at Toms place the local bar, on the golf course with the men, or out with Tobin his old college roommate. The legend got his nickname because of his famous hair style that one can not describe.
Did you see poof today? Yeah he was out getting hammered with Tobin on the golf course.
by Poofjr. March 17, 2017
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Poof

Verb. When someone snorts the aftermath of a boof.
Man last night got crazy, this lady let me poof a bunch of cocaine out of her ass.
by FunksWay October 3, 2020
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Poof

Basically when you fart so fucking hard that you shit out your intestines.
Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's

Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"

Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*
by Mr gay man April 29, 2020
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Poof

That gross ass dirt weed that smells like ass. Smoke 100 bowls and you wouldn’t even get buzzed. Usually from the sketchy dealer or weird kid.
Fuck dude this shits some “poof” I’ve smoked 6 bowls I ain’t even high and it taste like shit.
by Tberko05 May 15, 2022
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Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.
(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".
by #wordplay September 14, 2017
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poof

1. (adj.) the meaning of poof is poof
2. can be whatever you want but varies on context
3. synonym to slay but can be used derogatory
“that’s so poof”
omg poof”
wtf why are u being poof”
by bertha420 September 9, 2022
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Poofing

When a pixy stick is inserted into ones anus then fart and shoot the dust into your buddy's mouth!
Louie got pinkeye from poofing at a party last night
by Cockulous_prime June 23, 2021
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