Petitionist

A person or career that one petitions

I am a petitionist who petitions against pubs not playing Australian Open on their tv’s for patrons

by Lozztheonlyone January 22, 2019

Petitty fuck

When a woman feels pitty (feels sorry or feels bad) in a man for any of various reasons, so she puts her pride aside and asks him if he wants to titty fuck her only to make himself feel a bit better.

Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pitty’s a woman. (Power of the pussy).

Example 1_

Guy 1: bro, I can’t believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!

Example 2_

Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!

Girl 2: omg what an asshole.

by Nae_nae98 August 27, 2019

Patotage

When a tattooed former alcoholic named pat tries to sabotage you at work

Today at work pat tried to patotage devo by stealing his food

by Cooperator October 1, 2019

Peloton

A group of poop pellets in a toilet bowl.

"Because I haven't been eating enough fiber, I birthed another peloton this morning."

by fishless12 December 20, 2019

Petooosh

The sound of my whip making Kelly oo do 2000 sit ups

The sound of my whip goes petooosh

by Kie newman January 16, 2020

petitties

titties that are small or "petite"

Guy 1: "Look at that girl over there! She's hot!"
Guy 2: "She's got petitties. I prefer the bigger bouncier breasts"

by wwulf April 17, 2020

Pétoche

Un gars qui s'appelle Guillaume.

Ahahaahah check la pétoche en side by side

by Cennesale May 21, 2020