PETOT 

African slang term referencing Penis Enlargement Testicular Oral Tablets, commonly used by 8th grade boys to enlarge the genitals. The average growth rate rapidly increases until it reaches a peak at 2 inches per week. The only side effect is that 1 in 3 patients will have their scrotum randomly and without warning detach itself from the genitals, causing the patient to screech.

Albert Einstein first discovered the remarkable qualities of PETOT pills after giving his son one. Then his son died.

PETOT by Lil_Stick December 13, 2019

Pedotranny 

A word used to describe a pedophile transvestite.

This word has caused a whole community to get Zucked on Facebook after they started sharing this word.

Watch out for your kids! A Pedotranny has moved into our neighborhood!

Pedotranny by Jeronleow July 30, 2018

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

pelotiendo 

The spanish version of Ballin'

We fly high no lie, you know this.... pelotiendo!!!

pelotiendo by Colin and Ben April 7, 2007

Pehoto

Pay-HOE-toe

1. One who compulsively draws male genital organs on one's arm, the area between the thumb and index finger, tissue boxes, the margins of one's history essay, private property, public property, and toilet paper.

2. The creator of the Universe and the guardian of Marin County, California. The source of all moral and immoral authority; the supreme being.

3. The supreme being of which Pehotoism (see Pehotoism) is the worship of.

Play-Pehoto: behave as if all powerful and supremely important.
Mortal 1: Only I, and occasionally Ben, can go Dr. Phil. There is more to it then pulling fancy words outta ur ass. When you learn that, THEN you can go Dr. Phil on me.
Mortal 2: JFK! Can you not play-Pehoto for once and take my visions seriously?
(Mortal 2 breaks down in tears while Mortal 1 laughs condescendingly at Mortal 1's idiocy)

Pehoto-Bless: An expression of good wishes upon sneezing.
Mortal 1: Ahh choo!
Mortal 2: Pehoto-Bless you!

Pehoto by Sha-nae-nay January 11, 2009

pétomane syndrome 

A minor behavior problem in which an individual, usually a preadolescent male, deliberately makes disgusting sounds for entertainment purposes. After Joseph Pujol, also known as Le Pétomane, a French entertainer.

Jonathan amused himself and his friends by making flatus-like sounds and generally manifesting the pétomane syndrome.

pétomane syndrome by Duckbutt February 10, 2006

Pehoto

-one who always writes penis on other peoples stuff
-a god

"dude john is such a fucking pehoto he wrote penis on my arm today"

"i believe that pehoto created the world"

Pehoto by GrahamSmith93 December 28, 2008