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Masturbation Math

Mental calculation performed prior to an event or "hectic time" in which you try to determine the next opportunity you will have to masturbate.
I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.
by Dirty Band-Aid September 3, 2010
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jailbait mathematician

A person who is an expert in determining the legal age of a person.
"She says she was born in '88. How old does that make her?"
"I don't know, go ask the jailbait mathematician."
by CMorales May 3, 2008
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mathaFacka

It's simply a form of expression to a lot of people. It means whatever the Fuck you want it to mean. It's a dynamic mathaFacka as you'll see below. It'll help get you through them days when you only have a two-page dictionary in your buffer. Use it to fill in those empty spaces in your daily conversation like you hear people do with the word Fuck, but with more of a street-like twist.

It's a verb,
it's a noun,
it's a mathaFacka
Comedian Bernie Mac said it best..

"I'm gonna break down what the word 'mathaFacka' actually means. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word 'mathaFacka,' 'cause the word 'mathaFacka' is a noun. It describes a person, place or thing. It's just expression. You might see three or four brothers together. You might hear the word 'mathaFacka' 32 times. And you might hear just two regular English words. But the conversation makes sense like a mathaFacka. Everybody can understand it. Don't be afraid of the word 'mathaFacka.' I'm gonna break it down to you. If you out there this afternoon and you see about three or four brothers talkin, you might hear a conversation, and it go like this:

'You seen that mathaFackin Bobby?

That mathaFacka owe me 35 mathaFackin dollars. He told me he gonna pay my mathaFackin money last mathaFackin week. I ain't seen this mathaFacka yet.

I'm not gonna chase this mathaFacka for my 35 mathaFackin dollars. I called the mathaFacka four mathaFackin times, but the mathaFacka won't call me back. I called his mama the other mathaFackin day.

She gonna play like the mathaFacka weren't in. I started to cuss her mathaFackin ass out, but I didn't want no mathaFackin trouble. But I'll tell you one mathaFackin thing.

The next mathaFackin time I see this mathaFacka, and he ain't got my mathaFackin money, I'm gonna bust
his mathaFackin head!'

..and I'm out this mathaFacka."
by JoeyBangBanG March 7, 2005
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weapon of math instruction

by spanky February 5, 2004
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Math

Gate Way to hell
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM

But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..
"Aye i got this idea, lets make this thing called math, have them add numbers together, and as they get older ADD LETTERS, They gon be mad as shit LOL"
by Panda F'n Bearr March 6, 2015
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voodoo math

Letters, numbers, and/or symbols that seemingly appear out of no where in relation to given mathematical context.
voodoo math:
Find the equation of the tangent plane to the surface x^2z-y^3z^5+xy=9 at the point P=(1,2,-1).
answer:
Tangent plane at P is z+1=1/3(y-2) or equivalently y-3z=5
by BR14N1UM February 18, 2013
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Math Chem

Math Chem is an intense chemistry course littered with complex math equations and impossibly described concepts that are specially designed to fry the average sophomore's brain. This class is one of the worst on earth, and the experience of math chem is made shittier by the presence of a bitchy teacher who yells at the class if one person doesn't know an ultra-specific piece of majorly overlaoded content that comes from exactly line 50 in chapter 15, section 12 to the left of Figure 15-30. Not knowing that will lower your grade, make your entire class fail, and will lead to suffering in and out of class for all of eternity.
DUDE! I HATE math chem!!

I got another fuckin' F+ on this test. My highest grade was a D-.
by Young-Min March 15, 2005
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