Mounselor

A male that is employed professionally as a middle school or high school "counselor", holding a position that is traditionally dominated by females.

A close synonym to the "mounselor" is the "murse", or "professional male nurse".

Kid 1: "Man I can't believe I got a dude counselor, kinda creeps me out yo!"

Kid 2: "Hahah, serious bro... You see the tits on my counselor?!? Makes me wanna get in trouble more, ya know?"

Kid 3: "Werd son, this some bull-ish! I gonna try to dump the "mounselor" and get in with ur girl asap!"

by quiktech August 16, 2010

coffee shop monger

A person who seems to spend all their time at a coffee shop. May end up working there. Usually has long hair and reeks of coffee.

Jake is such a coffee shop monger.

by el_quixote February 25, 2010

Tana Mongeau

A female YouTuber from Las Vegas, Nevada. She is mostly popular for her storytime and rant videos on her main channel. She also posts vlogs and hauls on her second channel. Her entire channel is based on being funny and real with her audience.

Tana Mongeau is my mom

by redmapleleaf June 30, 2016

foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

by foofie3423 April 21, 2009

Gloom Monger

A person who never looks on the bright side of life, but instead chooses to bring everyone he / she knows down with negative vibes.

Trevor seems to think Crystal Palace will get relegated this season, even though there are 19 games left, fucking gloom monger.

by TonyG70 January 18, 2011

munge diving

dig up a grave, gotta be a chick, at least 2 shovels would be good. you need at least six foot of plastic tube. get ur buddy to open the coffin, and stick the tube into her vagina hole and put the opposing end in your mouth as your friend cannonballs into the hole and you end up with a perfectly aged mouthful of munge.

ring.....ring.....
hello?
hey nate. this is chilidog.
sup chili!
nuttin. wanna go munge diving tonight?.....full moon!?!?!?
oh hell yeah! let me get my boots and shovel and i will be over!
C copywrighted apr11,2007

by brian gragg April 17, 2007

MUNGERCEPS

Noun, relating to the word MUNGER or MONGER. Having large, muscular arms that are so big, they act as 1 muscle instead of five. (Triceps, Biceps, Bicep Brachii, Brachialis, Brachioradialis) Usually, the requirement is 15 inch circumference around the bicep and triceps to have "MUNGERCEPS"

Han: I have a 13.5 inch arms and steel like forearms.

Jason: I have 15 inch arms.

Han: Whoa...MUNGERCEPS

by WONGDOMINALS October 6, 2010