Mounselor

A male that is employed professionally as a middle school or high school "counselor", holding a position that is traditionally dominated by females.

A close synonym to the "mounselor" is the "murse", or "professional male nurse".

Kid 1: "Man I can't believe I got a dude counselor, kinda creeps me out yo!"

Kid 2: "Hahah, serious bro... You see the tits on my counselor?!? Makes me wanna get in trouble more, ya know?"

Kid 3: "Werd son, this some bull-ish! I gonna try to dump the "mounselor" and get in with ur girl asap!"

Mounselor by quiktech August 16, 2010

mouseworm 

A movement aspiring to inspire others to give money or anything valuable to ordinary people and filming it on TikTok @mouseworm inspired by an eth dev named Mouse Jr. Also a statement of the greed and corruption that exists in the crypto space.

verb: I mousewormed lunch for a random person today.
noun: Giving a 100 dollar mouseworm to an angry person is like an antidote for a snake bite.

mouseworm by JulzCali January 25, 2023

grief counselor 

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.

When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.

grief counselor by sheila in the car January 31, 2010

camp counselor 

A person who spends their summer working at a camp (think cabins and small children). These individuals fall into three categories; people that like working with children, people that use to go to the camp, people that like to drink with the people in the first two categories. These employees make almost no money and therefore have some external motivation for working at camp.

One of the perks of being a camp counselor is the great tan you get while working outside, a downside are the small children that might drown while you tan instead of life guarding.

camp counselor by MarxMyWords May 11, 2006

Counselor Steve 

A character in South Park who works at Lake Tardicaca in the 'Crippled Summer' episode and is oblivious of Nathan's schemes to kill his enemy, Jimmy.

Yes, Counselor Steve, I like the fun canoe.

Counselor Steve by Nathan44294 June 20, 2010

counselor cuts 

When you're at SEP in a food line (either at O'Hill or St. Anne's) and a counselor gets in front of you, apparently for no reason, saying "counselor cuts!"

Counselor 1: I have counselor cuts, man! I get to get in front of you!
Counselor 2: No way. I was standing here forever, wasn't I, Ellie?
Ellie: Um... I don't want to get involved.

counselor cuts by ThatBuffyFan:-) July 7, 2010

Mouselotion 

Mouselotion (formerly known as rattsoap) is a dumb twink

Mouselotion is a stupid twink

Mouselotion by Pee haver June 21, 2021