by Telmea Story June 3, 2018
Get the sucking the mopmug. The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.
Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"
Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"
Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"
Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"
Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"
Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013
Get the Wizard Mopmug. by DankStuff101 January 22, 2018
Get the Sticky mopmug. by Austin 22 April 3, 2019
Get the Hot Mopmug. A slightly thick mustache that rest a top of a mans upper lip, that acts as a mop for the pussy juice that is created when he munches a ladies sweet pink pussy
Hey girl the mustache ride is just the appetizer I’m gonna finish you off with a go around with my WAP Mop!
by RCHammer0489 March 25, 2021
Get the WAP Mopmug. A person who goes from one place to another just to smoke their meth and bounces house to house or person to person.
by Bpart7903 March 29, 2023
Get the meth mopmug. by D mizzel for shizzel May 31, 2015
Get the jiz mopmug.