The product of a completely justified shedding of liquid from the eyes of a male humanoid. Note that when a man cries because of pain, irrelevant feelings or objects stuck under eyelids it does not fall under said category. Exception can be made for physical damage to the ballsack.
-Dude, why are you crying, that´s not cool.
-Fuck you, I just watched the first Pokémonmovie. These are mantears.
-Oh, I´m sorry bro.
-Fuck you, I just watched the first Pokémonmovie. These are mantears.
-Oh, I´m sorry bro.
by MyXboxIsBroken September 24, 2011
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A substance excreted by nibblonians. It is the fuel source for rocket ships in the year 3000. Among the many astounding properties of dark matter is its incredible density, such that every pound of dark matter weighs over 1000 pounds.
Cop 1: Smells like a 289 in progress.
Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.
Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!
Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.
Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!
by Kel Varnsen March 12, 2008
Get the Dark Matter mug.Black Lives Matter Movement is a movement to move us to equality and justice. BLMM is shortened to Black Lives Matter Movement. Black lives matter is a system where we equality and justice happens everywhere to the blacks because in America, whites only seem to have control over the minorities and the people of color who try to stand with BLM. Systematic oppression is held within minorities and is tired of hearing words of “black privilege” because that doesn’t exist. Neither does the oppressor being oppressed. You can’t be oppressed while being the oppressor, it wouldn’t make sense.
Dude 1: I think all lives matter.
Dude 2: What about the gays and trans then? What about some black lives matter?
Dude 1: I didn’t mean it by that..
Dude 2: Exactly, you’re only silencing the oppressed by saying that whites matter, but they haven’t been killed by police. They were only arrested.
Dude 1: #ALM!!
Dude 2: no, it’s not all lives matter until black lives matter.
Dude 2: What about the gays and trans then? What about some black lives matter?
Dude 1: I didn’t mean it by that..
Dude 2: Exactly, you’re only silencing the oppressed by saying that whites matter, but they haven’t been killed by police. They were only arrested.
Dude 1: #ALM!!
Dude 2: no, it’s not all lives matter until black lives matter.
by EllerIgnorance July 3, 2020
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Get the Matterdaddy mug.weird ass little white girl who is currently 13 and manipluated into tiktok trends. she is a wannabe gangster, dressing in revealing clothes, getting into the NYC bronx scene, etc. what makes her even worse is that she is trying so hard to fit in w the latina and black girls. she thinks her whole life is based of her career, but her dad spent half his life raising the children + building up his reputation. all the other girls get into the Y2K scene and buy pro club and instagram clothing brands, but what does she do to fit in? remove her past and get some damn target clothes for kids. fucking retard
Salish Matter is a bitch.
Salish Matter is a wannabe Latina.
Salish Matter only rocks Target Clothes.
Salish Matter is milking off her dad for money.
Salish Matter is your local dumbass in the Hills.
Salish Matter is a wannabe Latina.
Salish Matter only rocks Target Clothes.
Salish Matter is milking off her dad for money.
Salish Matter is your local dumbass in the Hills.
by amarihahawtflmao April 10, 2023
Get the Salish Matter mug.Unit measuring the tightness of a vagina. The matta is a torque rating based on Newtons per metre squared of pressure uniformly exerted on any object being pushed between the labia.
Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.
The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
Tightness ranges between -5 and +10, with 0 having been normalised by the authors at 0 for most girls. -5 is frankly paedophillic and anything +5 is reserved for anything that has given birth and torn their organs open.
The optimum tightness is approximately -2 Mattas.
"yeah bruv, she was so tight, I swear down she was -2 mattas or some shit. I was splurting in like 20 seconds"
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"
"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
"You'll get over it mate, plenty more fish in the sea. I know she was tighter than a jew but you have to put mind over Matta"
"Ciao Luigi..... What's the Matta?!"
"Why it is 3 units of Matta Professor Rossi."
by Muzal May 20, 2007
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