MILF

your mom

Your mom is a MILF

by mrbuttersworth September 16, 2021

Milf

Man, I love frogs :)

Jerry: "hey Tom ready to go hiking?"
Tom: "....milf...."
Jerry: "what?"
Tom: "just thinkin bout frogs :)"

by KikoKasai July 31, 2021

milf

man I love folklore

(reference to taylor swift album, one of the top 9 albums ever written)

oh milf!

by dotsie daises May 22, 2021

MILF

um… sweetie, why? uh anyways a milf is… uh…a hot mom ig-

“Bakugo’s mom is a milf”

by bakibakiniore__ June 19, 2021

milf

Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

milf

Machoist
Igloo-
Licking
Ferrets

I watched a documentary on MILFs on the Discovery Channel...it was odd to see ferrets at the South Pole.

by milady February 4, 2005

Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015